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29 May 2009 @ 11:08 am
I'm glad the whole quiz thing has gone in a more interesting/intellectual abstract direction, because I love wasting time and i love thinking about myself, two things the form is very good at.

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You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?: Not awkward unless we're in there long enough for one or both of us to get horny, in which case: Awkward.

When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?: a few months ago, either at the Cornerstone (good food, when they deign to serve you) or more likely the Penny Whistle (very satisfying, I want one now actually).

What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?: For girls I've always liked Emma, and recently (and shamefully, yes, it's due to the song) I've been thinking Ada might be a good choice. Guys it tends to be more names I like for personal or family reasons, like William, Philip, and Peter.

What is your favourite tree? I have a great affection for trees, but it tends to be on an individual level (i.e. the tree I decide to read a book under) rather than on the species level. Generally speaking I do tend to like oak trees, though.

Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?: Yes. No one in particular, but I don't have plans for the afternoon and it's nice to have plans.

Do you crack your knuckles?: Only occasionally, but I do stretch my fingers.

What were you doing yesterday at midnight?: I think I was playing Wii Tennis, actually.

What are your LEGAL initials?: ISM - the joke being that I went one to get two degrees in Philosophy. My first name is one that my dad and one of his brothers both wanted to use - I have a cousin who's Ian Mathers as well, as a result. The Sutherland is my dad's middle name (and his dad's too, I believe) and is the name of the clan that the Mathers are part of, if you go back far enough.

Who's the first B in your contacts?: Lacking a cell phone, I took this to be my address book, and that would be my brother Ben. My dad (Bill) might have beaten him, but he's in under "Dad."

When was the last time you laughed really hard?: "Play haley off, keyboard cat"

Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?: Wayyyyy too vague, guys. I do tend to be the person going "look, let's talk about this," but there have been times when I've just cut a person off entirely (when I felt it was justified). I am assuming I would, but how and why are they walking out of my life?

Last awkward moment?: I don't get these very often, at least in any serious way. So it was probably the last time a friend didn't get a joke, or that I was joking, and I had to explain the joke, and it killed the joke.

Are you afraid of the dark?: Not anymore, which kind of weirds me out a little, because I don't feel any different from the person who was. But it just kind of stopped being scary a while ago. Now, the dark with other scary stuff, that's a whole different question...

Do you have good vision?: Not since grade four. I wish I knew how I scratched my new-ish glasses so quickly, although at least I can't see the scratch when I put them on.

Have you ever tripped someone?: Only by accident.

Have you ever slapped someone?: Oh yes. It's not as damaging as a punch, of course, but so much more satisfying. It's been a while, mind you.

Are you Irish?: Just a bit. Mostly British and Scottish, with a bit of Irish and Welsh thrown in. Nothing more interesting, as far as I know.

Do you use chap stick?: Nope. I rely on making out to add to my lips' natural moisture supply.

Do you have any scars?: Nothing really dramatic, but I have some small ones on my hands. One that's almost entirely faded from a sailboat when I was a kid, one up the back of my right thumb from cutting potatoes as a kid, and the most pronounced/visible one on the base of my right palm from when I accidentally put my hand through a window, as a kid.

Is there someone you will never forgive?: There are all the people where it/they aren't important enough to me where it will never come up, of course. But people I care deeply enough about in the first place? So far, eventually they've all won at least my benign neglect rather than active antipathy.

Are you dating the person you last held hands with?: Not any more.

Name the last person to text you?: Oh man, I should remember this. Probably Beth.

Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?: If everything else was in order. Nothing wrong with older women (or, within reason, younger women either).

Can you go in public looking like you do?: No. It's summer and I haven't showered yet so I'm sitting here in boxers.

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?: Repeatedly.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?: Preferably the left side if alone, but I face left, so I kind of like the right side if I'm sleeping with someone.

What’s the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?: Wake up.

Oh, all right - I imagine I will do something simple and repetitive for the first fifteen minutes or so before I shave and shower - solitaire, or minesweeper, or something.

Do you fall for people easily?: Relatively. But it only sticks some of the time - then it's pretty tenacious. I am perfectly capable of having fallen for several people in a serious but low-grade way at the same time, mind you - unless things start happening with one of them, in which case the others tend to fall by the wayside pretty quickly.

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?: I hugged about a dozen people at the wedding last Saturday, for one thing. But yes, my mom came for a visit Wednesday and she obviously gave me a hug.

Do you miss the way things used to be?: Yes (sometimes), but you can do this without wanting to go back to them.

Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you?: One person, but I have my suspicion about a few others.

Song you're thinking of right now?: This is embarrassing, but honestly it's "I'm on a Boat" by the Lonely Island.

Want someone back in your life?: Yes. Mostly in terms of current geographical separations, but yes.

Will tomorrow be better than today?: It usually is.

What’s the color of your shirt you're are wearing?: Uh. Invisible?

Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?: No, I tend to wear the music pants in the relationship. I'd love for this to happen, of course.

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?: 90% of the time, yes.

Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?: What, that I'm single? Yes, I dare say most people understand that.

Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?: I'm a naturally happy person part of - sometimes most of - the time. But when I'm not happy I don't force it. I can brood at a pretty world-class level.

Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?: I can think of at least three real people (who for various boring reasons it makes no sense to pursue, but each of which I occasionally pine for the with the startling force of the irrational), plus just the general blanket wish for some reasonably intelligent/attractive female to fall in love with me that most single guys have.
 
 
imathers
16 May 2009 @ 06:34 pm
As with my source, I'm switching freely between aspirational and realistic answers here. Sometimes even I'm not sure which is which.

If I were

a month, I would be: November

a day of the week, I would be: Sunday

a time of day, I would be: 3 am

a planet, I would be: Neptune

a sea animal, I would be: a manatee

a direction, I would be: North

a piece of furniture, I would be: a beanbag. But you know, one of the fancy ones.

a sin, I would be: Pride

a historical figure, I would be: Baruch Spinoza

a liquid, I would be: dew

a stone, I would be: basalt

a tree, I would be: a bamboo tree

a bird, I would be: a kiwi bird

a tool, I would be: a lever

a flower/plant, I would be: moss

a kind of weather, I would be: an overcast fall day, one where it's dry but brisk and you need to wear a jacket but when you do you feel nice and warm and as you walk down the street you notice there's actually no clouds in the sky but the whole thing is this pale shade of gray, and the world feels slightly different somehow

a mythical creature, I would be: a golem

a musical instrument, I would be: a drum

an animal, I would be: a bear, or maybe a housecat

a colour, I would be: one of the less boring shades of gray

a vegetable, I would be: a mushroom

a sound, I would be: music

an element, I would be: phosphorus

a car, I would be: fuel efficient

a song, I would be: today, "Hugh Dallas" by Mogwai

a movie, I would be directed by: Soderbergh circa The Limey or Solaris

a book, I would be written by: Philip K. Dick circa his non-science fiction novels

a food, I would be: a good curry

a place, I would be: a cave

a material, I would be: polished wood

a taste, I would be: lime

a scent, I would be: earth after rain

a religion, I would be: zen

a word, I would be: visceral

an object, I would be: a knife that needs sharpening

a body part, I would be: a mouth

a facial expression, I would be: puzzled

a subject in school, I would be: philosophy

a cartoon character, I would be: Daffy Duck

a shape, I would be: irregular

a number, I would be: 8
 
 
imathers
You know how these work. Got tagged on Facebook (sort of), so I'm doing it here because I don't like writing on Facebook, and hey, my LJ should get used for something, right?

1) What author do you own the most books by?
In terms of actual number of discrete objects, definitely Philip K. Dick; but if we're counting number of novels, etc., he might have some competition in the form of David Eddings (I bought the omnibus editions of all the old series I loved growing up).

2) What book do you own the most copies of?
I don't think I own more than two copies of any given book, in which case Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and Spinoza's Ethics are tied.

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Not really. I always have trouble coming up with ways to rephrase that sort of sentence.

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
I'm sure when I was growing up there were some (actually now that I think about it, Ce'Nedra from some of Eddings' books probably qualifies), but I can't think of any fictional characters from the last (say) ten years of my reading life I have a crush on. Either I've started reading more books about unlikeable people, or I've been focusing more on real people.

5) What book have you read the most times in your life?
Probably Peter Dickinson and Wayne Anderson's wonderful The Flight of Dragons, which I took out from the grade school library so often than when I graduated the librarian gave it to me as a gift. I still own that copy, lacking dust jacket and with red tape as a spine, and I still love it.

6) What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
Either the answer to question five, or one of these illustrated hardcover collections of 4-5 science fiction stories we had in the library, they had some pretty advanced/bleak stuff (I know that's where I first read Bradbury (and not happy-go-lucky Bradbury, we're talking "And There Will Come Soft Rains"), Dick, Asimov, etc) and I read every one I could get my hands on.

7) What is the worst book you've read in the past year?
I don't read enough books to waste time on a bad one. The ones I've liked the least I've still liked.

8) What is the best book you've read in the past year?
Maybe this is springing to mind because I read it so recently, but Paul Auster's New York trilogy of City of Glass, Ghosts and The Locked Room (all three make up one mid-sized novel, really) was flat-out amazing. Right up there with Borges and Calvino, in my opinion.

9) If you could force everyone you tagged to read one book, what would it be?
Carl Wilson's Celine Dion book for the 33 1/3 series. I think getting everyone to read that might actually make the (artistic) world a slightly better place.

10) Who deserves to win the next Nobel Prize for literature?
Fucked if I know. There don't seem to be any consistent criteria, do there?

11) What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
I would love to see a massive series of movies doing proper, Lord of the Rings-style adaptations of Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle. God, that would be awesome.

12) What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
Watchmen.

13) Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
Does your mom write books? Because I've had some pretty 'weird' dreams about her.

14) What is the most lowbrow book you've read as an adult?
Probably the Jack Reacher books by Lee Child. Good fun.

15) What is the most difficult book you've ever read?
Gravity's Rainbow. Not because Pynchon is hard to read (although he is) but because after a while reading it is like walking through a nightmare. It was also one of the most satisfying books to read I've ever been through.

16) What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you've seen?
Love's Labours Lost. It was good.

17) Do you prefer the French or the Russians?
I haven't read enough of either, so you might as well ask me, Camus vs. Nabokov. Nabokov, obviously.

18) Roth or Updike?
Nothing I've heard about the work of either makes me want to read them, although I am open to being convinced otherwise.

19) David Sedaris or Dave Eggers?
David Foster Wallace, because I've at least read Brief Interviews With Hideous Men.

20) Shakespeare, Milton, or Chaucer?
Is this even a question? Shakespeare.

21) Austen or Eliot?
Austen I suppose, being relatively innocent of both.

22) What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
Like all those possessing a library, Aurelian was aware that he was guilty of not knowing his in its entirety.
Jorge Luis Borges, “The Theologians”

23) What is your favorite novel?
The Crying of Lot 49. Or maybe The Fifth Head of Cerberus, but probably the former.

24) Play?
I think about Heiner Muller's Mauser more than I think about most plays. So that or King Lear.

25) Poem?
Archibald MacLeish's "Epistle to Be Left in the Earth." Has been since high school. (Eliot's "The Waste Land" is a predictable but sincere second, though)

26) Essay?
Too many of them. For the sake of convenience, though, I'll note that a few front-runners can be found in Jonathan Lethem's The Disappointment Artist.

27) Short story?
Jorge Luis Borges' "The Secret Miracle" (since I was a kid) or maybe Thomas Pynchon's "The Secret Integration."

28) Work of non-fiction?
I'm tempted to put a million flippant things here, but really, Spinoza's Ethics.

29) Who is your favorite writer?
Borges, Gene Wolfe, Pynchon, Philip K. Dick, Calvino, too many more.

30) Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
I wouldn't know.

31) What is your desert island book?
If not the Ethics (again!) then Anthony Lane's Nobody's Perfect... so large, so easy and pleasurable to re-read, and containing reminders of so many different aspects of culture.

32) And ... what are you reading right now?
Just finished The Time Traveller's Wife last night, not sure what now. I haven't read any fantasy in a while and I feel the itch.
 
 
imathers
22 July 2008 @ 06:20 pm
The first three people who reply to this post, and who re-post this challenge: you win!!!

Your prize?
It might be something I've made.
It might be something weird.
It might be a treasured relic from my hidden cache of artifacts.
It might be edible, or wearable, or a book I think you might enjoy.
A love letter, a useful tool, or something else that is awesome or maybe just taking up room in my house.

Whatever it is, it will be yours; mailed within 30 days of your posted comment.

The only thing you need to do to receive your gift is participate.
And, y'know, remind me every so often.

(NB. in my case it'll probably be a mix, but you never know...)
 
 
imathers
17 June 2008 @ 10:43 am
Today at PopMatters: My review of the new Joan as Police Woman.
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imathers
05 June 2008 @ 03:44 pm
My review of the new, pretty great album by the Wedding Present is up today.
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21 May 2008 @ 11:31 am
My review of Robert Forster's first real post-Go-Betweens record is up on PopMatters today.
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imathers
14 May 2008 @ 09:17 am
For Against only put out an album every so often; this time, I got to review it.
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06 May 2008 @ 04:13 am
My review of the fine new Matmos album (definitely my favourite of theirs) is up at PopMatters now.
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imathers
25 April 2008 @ 05:47 pm
Two things went up at PopMatters today: My Retribution Gospel Choir review, and the inaugural installment of the Pick Just One column, on The Fall.
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21 April 2008 @ 09:10 am
A review of Los Campesinos! Hold On Now, Youngster... is up at PopMatters.
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imathers
17 April 2008 @ 02:36 am
Me in the Village Voice, on Constantines.
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imathers
02 April 2008 @ 10:59 am
PopMatters has my review of Thomas Brinkmann's When Horses Die up today.
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imathers
By, uh, popular request, I suppose I'll note published work here too; sadly I don't get enough words at the Village Voice to really describe how awesome the album is, but here's my brief take on Los Campesinos! marvellous Hold On Now, Youngster... album.
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imathers
01 April 2008 @ 09:05 pm
I guess I might as well put something here every 40 weeks or so... Stylus is done, grad school is nearly done, I work in a used CD store, I write for PopMatters and the Village Voice, life is basically good. I'm still single. There's more activity here.
 
 
imathers
10 June 2007 @ 05:13 pm
From Jess, by request; I won't tag anyone, although of course I'm curious.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
"meant everything I said, and I've tried a hundred-plus percent. I swear to"
(David Foster Wallace, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men; I was just reading it while uploading something.)

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you reach:
My wall-mounted CD rack, specifically Remains by Still.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A little bit of UFC stuff. If watching DVDs on your computer counts, the first six episodes of Arrested Development.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:30.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:16. I have been procrastinating enough today I think I felt guilty, plus I got up earlier than expected.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The For Carnation's Promised Works compilation. So far it's not as good as Spiderland, but what is?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier today, I was just sort of walking around a bit.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Cary Tennis' columns, gmail, the Boy in Static site (research for a review).

9. What are you wearing?
Grey boxer briefs and a grey Bob Dylan t-shirt my dad got me. It's Sunday. I haven't showered and dressed yet.

10. Did you dream last night?
No, I was too exhausted.

11. When did you last laugh?
This morning, I think about a burrito.

12. What are on the walls where you are?
My degree, a drawing of a robot in love with a flower, a picture of a waterfall in Ithaca NY, my CDs, some shelves, the Toronto Symphony's 1979-80 season poster (used to be my grandfather's), promo posters from an old Elastica show and an old Constantines one, David Bowie ("Heroes") and Joy Division (Unknown Pleasures) posters, the line art for the cover of the 4th issue of the recent Question miniseries, a drawing of a raccoon and a cephalopod (they were not meant to be).

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I've been on the internet most of the day. Hell yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I really like some of the questions.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Knocked Up. Fucking great.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Assuming we're talking about splurging, a raygun. (and a nicer apartment, and a private chef, and etc etc etc)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have less ambition than basically everyone else I know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
Part of me wants to say no one thing could make enough of a difference, and part of me obsesses over the idea that I might not be smart enough to think of the one thing that would. The closest I can come is making energy and the ability to access/use energy unlimited, free, and universal. Our economy, and hopefully our way of life, would have to change practically overnight.

19. Do you like to dance?
In the right company. Sadly it's harder and harder to find.

20. George Bush:
Would be going to Hell if there was one.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Eliding for a moment Jess' quite appropriate qualm, what about the mother? I think we'd need to talk. And most of the female names I like are shared by people I know, which makes it a bit awkward.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
With the above still kept in mind, but there's one pretty clear contender: Will (short for William).

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, but it's not something I'm itching to do.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
God doesn't talk/speak/use language and there's no afterlife. Sorry to be a party pooper! Even if I had an answer to this I couldn't possibly render it in English.
 
 
imathers
24 May 2007 @ 03:33 am
I did this at Jess' LJ, and she asked me to post it here. So, uh, here you go?

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 28 things about you (or however many you can be bothered filling in!) I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Movie:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy of life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us?
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?
 
 
imathers
22 January 2007 @ 01:51 am
Even though I think about two people read this:

1. Reply to this post, and I will tell you which of your icons is my favorite. Then post this on your own journal using your own favorite icon.

(Jens Lekman is awesome, and this picture of him is somehow terribly fitting - and given LJ, also surprisingly useful when responding to things. It can be chagrin, shame, embarrassment, frustration, embarrassment on your behalf 'cuz you just said something stupid, the joking varients of all this, and more...)

2. Ask me a question about any of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. LiveJournal
7. Porn
8. The Future
9. Roleplaying


I did not invent these categories.
 
 
imathers
21 January 2007 @ 08:36 pm
I love these things, and I'm procrastinating tonight.

Stolen from the same person the last one came from... )
 
 
imathers
14 January 2007 @ 01:29 pm
I am a sucker for these things, and I don't think I've done this one before.




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